Post by tom on Jun 20, 2009 6:39:47 GMT -5
MF:Welcome everyone to Valient Pro Wrestling's portion of Freedomania , i'm Mike Fannin and here is my broadcasting partner John Henderson! .
JH :thank you for the introduction Mike and we have got a loaded card from everyone at the pic fed board tonight for freedomania and it's going to be great.
Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall, it is a Ultra Violent Underground Match.
Announcer:First entering the ring, he resides from Amarillo Texas , TERRY FUNKKKKK!.
Announcer:Second entering the ring, he resides from East Satauket New York , MICK FOLEEEEY!.
MF:This is not the first time that they wrestled each other is it john ?.
JH:No it is not Mike , they wrestled each other in the 1995 King of The death Matches final , in which Mick Foley won.
MF:A stiff punch to the head of Terry Funk !!.
JH:Funk back with a Punch to Mick Foley!.
MF:Foley with another hard hit to the face of Terry Funk!
MF:Funk with another hit to Foley!.
JH:All of these Hit's must take a toll on there bodies.
JH: oh my god , Mick foley with a fierce headbutt to terry funk.
MF:He must be knocked out after that!.
MF:Foley's got a chair.
JH:By look of his grin you can tell what he's going to do!.
"WHACK!!!"
JH:Oh god that's gotta hurt.
MF:Yes that did hurt , but that crazy old man terry funk can take the pain!.
MF:Foley bringing a dazed terry funk to the pane of glass.
JH:But funk counter's with a elbow to the face of mick foley.
JH:Funk's alive and dishing the pain to mick foley!.
mf:Funk's placing the thrashcan on mick foley.
JH:Poor foley that's gotta smell bad in there!.
"SMACK!!!"
"SMACK!!!"
MF:Foley must be dead after all those shots!.
JH:Foley's sets the table up and is placing a limp mick foley on the table.
MF:Oh god don't do this for god's sake don't this , your a 60 year old man don't do it!.
JH:I think it's too late he's going to jump!.
JH:......
MF:Oh my god i'm in disbelief, is this truly real of what we saw or is this my imagination!?.
JH:No this is real mike!.
MF:Head referee matt hawkin's is checking on terry funk to see if he is still conscious.
JH:Even the crazy madman mick foley is shocked!.
MF:Oh god i can't believe it, he's actually got up!.
JH:Foley's back into the match as he hit's terry funk over the head with a trash can lid.
MF:Foley has placed funk on the chairs, and he has placed the pane of glass on top of funk!.
JH:It looks like foley has got the ladder from outside.
MF:Foley's on top of the ladder
JH:Is he going to do what i think he's going to do!?
MF:I think so john!.
JH:Foley's jumped!!!
MF:Oh god.
MF:i don't believe it, mick foley just jumped off the ladder and landed on a pane of glass that is on top of terry funk!!.
JH:Foley's on top of funk, does that classified as a pin?!.
MF:I guess so john, as head referee matt hawkins makes the pin!.
JH:HE KICKS OUT!!?.
MF:How in the hell can kick out after that!?.
JH:Funk's regains conscious as he uses the ropes for support to get up.
MF:what is foley doing?.
JH:I think he's setting the chairs up
MF:Yeah but why?.
JH:We'll soon see mike.
MF:Why are they sitting down on the chairs?, what are they doing?.
JH:Then you clearly haven't seen a lot of deathmatches.
MF:What's that got to do with it?.
JH:Well in some deathmatches a wrestler will set up two chairs and brings his opponent to the chairs and they both sit down and begin to trade punches.
MF:Oh i see just like that.
JH:Yes mike just like that.
MF:Funk with a stiff punch.
JH:Foley back with another hard hit.
MF:Funk with a assorment of punches to mick foley.
JH:Foley might have to take a trip to the dentist after taking all those punches.
MF:Foley look's like he's dead.
JH:He probuably is mike, after taking all those punches.
MF:Foley's outside.
JH:Funk's got a table from under the ring .
MF:Wait a minute where's funk going?.
JH:Funk's got a barbwire board!.
MF:Wait a minute?, where the hell did he get that?.
MF:Funk's going back into the ring.
JH:Funk's positioning the ladder near by the ropes.
MF:Foley from behind with a brutal chair shot.
MF:Both men trading hard hitting punches to eachother.
JH:Terry funk looks like he is going to fall off the ladder.
MF:He probualy will has mick foley just stiffed him in the face really hard.
MF:Funk's fallen off the ladder.
JH:And he's bounced into the ropes.
MF:Foley's collided with the ladder after hitting the ropes whitch made him collide with the ladder.
JH:Foley's about fall!.
MF:GOOD GOD!, this is it this is the end he's dead!.
JH:Terry funk's making his way to a lifeless mick foley, to make the pin.
JH:This is it there is no completely way for him to kick out after that!.
MF:HE KICKED OUT!!?.
JH:Am i seeing things?, there is no way he could of kicked out after that fall?.
MF:Well this is the same man who felled off the top of the hell in the cell at the king of the ring and survived!.
MF:Both men making there way to the ring.
JH:Im completly shocked that mick foley kicked out of the pin, and im even more shocked that he can still have the strength to get up.
MF:Funk's placing the ladder at the corner of the ring.
JH:Funk's grabbed foley and is going for an irish whip in to the ladder.
MF:But foley counter's and send's funk into the ladder.
JH:Foley charging full speed right at at funk.
MF:Foley with a closeline to funk.
JH:That must hurt more since there's a ladder behind funk's back.
MF:Foley's going outside.
JH:What is foley doing with that glass pane?.
MF:I think he is going to place in the ring.
MF:Foley back into the match with a brutal chairshot to the back of mick foley.
MF:Funk with another chairshot.
JH:Foley must knocked out with thoses shots to the head.
MF:Funk's climbing the ladder that leads to the commentary booth.
JH:Wait a minute we commentate here!.
MF:Foley's back alive and is following terry funk.
MF:We have a stand off folks.
JH:Your dam right we a stand off,we can see them right here!.
MF:Both men are brawling all over the place.
MF:Funk's grabbed foley by the hair.
JH:ARGH!!.
MF:Funk's pushed foley on to our table.
JH:Get him off!
MF:funk's got foley setted up for a piledriver.
MF:But foley's countered
JH:He almost flew over us!.
MF:Foley's got funk for a piledriver.
MF:Foley's going for the pile.....wait a minute why is foley near the edge!?.
JH:You don't he's going to?.
MF:I think so john.
MF:OH MY GOD!!!
JH:they are dead they are definately dead,there not moving oh my god!.
MF:We need some help out here!.
MF:Mick foley's alive!
JH:He's going for the pin
REF:1.......2.......3!
MFHe's done it mick foley has won the match.
JH:What fantastic match that was and i hope our fans agree.
MF:My god look at the carnage.thats all we got time for thank you for watching.
JH:good night and thanks again!.